About

A general store, within reason.

Effervescent Goose & Co. is the trading arm of a goose with a newspaper. Every design in the catalogue began as a dispatch in The Daily Honk — the heron that will not leave, the letters about bread, the advisory from the Warden of the Sluice — and ended up on something you can wear, hang, or drink from. This is the correct order of operations. First the incident. Then the reporting. Then the merchandise.

Everything is printed when you order it. There is no warehouse. There is a pond, a press, and a bird with opinions. If that arrangement strikes you as precarious, you are paying attention.

Questions the management receives

Is the goose real? — The goose is more real than you are prepared for.

Why is everything about bread? — The record reflects the pond's priorities. Take it up with the pond.

Can I visit? — No. The Warden has been notified that you asked.

All the goods that are fit to ship.