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Correspondence is received.

Letters arrive through the form below and are read in the order the goose finds convenient, which is not necessarily the order they arrive. Replies are issued within two business days, pond weather permitting.

For matters of provisioning — orders, misprints, the wrong size arriving on the right shirt — include your order number. The goose respects paperwork. It is the only thing the goose respects.

Complaints about the crust index may be submitted, but the index is not negotiable.